Katie Price Also Known As Jordan Still Sporting Massive Melons

August 7, 2008 – 2:33 pm

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Voluptuous British model and author Katie Price AKA Jordan still looks to have melons under her shirt from where I’m sitting! Rumor has it that the 32G bust model has planned to have breast reduction surgery, but with the massive cleavage she’s showing in these recent photos, I’m starting to doubt it! After all, where would Katie be without a huge rack? I know she’s an author of children’s books and even once ran for public office in the United Kingdom, but would we even be looking at her right now if not for those breasts? No we wouldn’t! Sorry, Katie, but I felt it was time for honesty!

Kate Moss Nip Slip and Butt Crack Photographs

August 7, 2008 – 2:33 pm

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Today’s pictures are extra special, people!! Usually we’re lucky if we get a partial model nip slip or maybe some tight jeans, but washed up super model Kate Moss is giving us the double whammy, both nip slip and butt cheeks! Kate was recently seen out on the water with friends, and her loose fitting shirt and bikini bottoms may as well have not even been there! My question is, is Kate doing this to stay on the celebrity sites or is this lifetime junkie just on another bender?

Fergie Shows up at Slash’s Birthday Jam in Skintight Latex Jeans

August 7, 2008 – 2:33 pm

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On a list of celebrities who just shouldn’t be famous, Fergie certainly has to be near the top. I mean with lyrics like “my hump my hump, my lovely lady lumps” it’s obvious she’s not a celeb for her songwriting ability, or any other actual talent other than hooking up with gay rappers and ruining them. While we’re waiting for her inevitable sex tape to be released, let’s take a look at her booty in skin tight leather jeans in these pictures taken at Slash’s recent birthday party. What’s with the bodily fluids? First she peed on stage, now she’s sweating like a horse. The pants can make a return, but how about less fluid next time, Fergie?

Supermodel Cindy Crawford Is Over 40 But Still Sexy Wearing Skin-Exposing Swimsuit

August 7, 2008 – 2:33 pm

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Although many celebs these days fade in and out of fame before the world at large even takes notice, Cindy Crawford is a true celeb! This 42 year old supermodel has been a staple in US pop culture for over 20 years, and the woman once called the All American Dream Girl by Karl Lagerfield is Snapped on a boat with her hubby Rande Gerber and fellow celebrity George Clooney. Cindy’s incredibly sexy body, covered only by a very revealing string bathing suit, could put most women half her age to shame! Unfortunately for us, a woman as famous as Cindy Crawford doesn’t need “accidental” nipple slips or unauthorized celeb sex tapes to keep her in the spotlight, but hey, we can dream!

Nip/Tuck Guest Star Annalynne McCord’s Melons Popping Out at Premier Event

August 7, 2008 – 2:33 pm

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Proving that showing some skin is the most reliable way to name recognition, actress Annalynne McCord didn’t disappoint the paparazzi at a recent Hollywood event. Annalynne has had some bit parts in movies and TV shows like The Transporter 2 and The OC, and more recently, she played a slutty, deceitful 18 year old on the FX plastic surgery series Nip/Tuck. Taking a look at her melons, I’d say this is one hottie who doesn’t need any plastic surgery! Watch as Annalynne poses for the photogs and almost immediately, her loose fitting and low cut black dress dips low enough for a partial nip slip!

Tila Tequila Goes Over to Lesbianism

August 7, 2008 – 2:33 pm

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First Lindsay Lohan and now Tila Tequila have turned out to be lesbo! Interestingly, both have dated the same person, Courtenay Semel. How is Courtenay, daughter of a Yahoo! CEO and completely out of the closet lesbian managing to pick up all these Hollywood babes? Lindsey Lohan and Courtenay reportedly dated months ago and split on bad terms, and now Courtenay is carousing around town with Tila Tequila! I hope the sweep of lesbianism doesn’t stop here and that we are going to be seeing more and more lesbian celebrities and hopefully even some celeb lesbian sex tapes in the very near future!

Reality TV Loser Audrina Patridge Spotted in Tiny Swimsuit

August 7, 2008 – 2:33 pm

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A ridiculous MTV reality TV show may not be the big screen, but at least you get to hang out at cool parties like Audrina Patridge! Wearing nothing but a revealing pink bathing suit and a smile, Audrina took a dip in the water and then took a trip down the waterslide. you might think it would be prime nipple slip time, but Audrina must have glued those massive knockers down! Has anyone told her that getting naked is a requirement for reality show participants these days?

Jessica Biel May as Well Be Nude In Rubber Dominatrix Outfit

August 7, 2008 – 2:33 pm

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Sometimes in life, you just shouldn’t ask why, and in the case of these amazing pics of celebrity Jessica Biel, we’ll just have to take what we can get. It appears that Jessica is working on a movie set in a rubber black cat suit. ]! [She may not be able to act her way out of a paper bag, but check out those curves! Hopefully this outfit makes a reappearance when Jessica Biel releases the inevitable sex tape! There are some very good reasons why this talent-less hack was cast in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and they’re all on display thanks to this outfit!

Verne Troyer Sues Ex Girlfriend for Millions of Dollars!

August 7, 2008 – 2:33 pm

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Midget actor Verne Troyer AKA Mini Me has been having a rough time of things lately! After an unauthorized sex tape featuring Mini Me and his former girlfriend wannabe celeb Renae Shrider was rumored to be near release, the co-star of Austin Powers sprung into action, suing anyone and everyone involved except his girlfriend and co-star of the celeb sex tape. Now the saga continues! Verne alleges severe abuse from Renae and has now sued her in court for $20 million dollars! What’s wrong Verne, are you afraid there won’t be an Austin Powers 5?

Nereida Gallardo, Spanish Super Model and Former Cristiano Ronaldo Lover Topless

August 7, 2008 – 2:33 pm

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In the world of celeb sex tapes, Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo’s could have topped them all! The model/soccer player couple broke up recently, and I get the feeling that Ronaldo is kicking himself now! I mean sure, he can kick a ball around, but who really gives a shit? Look at these tits! Hanging out with her girlfriends at the beach would be a good chance to look for someone newer and better than Ronaldo, and when you have a figure like that, they probably come running! Forget the celeb nipple slips, I want more celeb tits!